Friday, January 11, 2008

Mr Bagel is Back

Yes its true, despite a spectacular absence of blogging for over two months, Mr Bagel has returned.
Mr Bagel has been 'moving' from a remote country location to a more civilised part of Australia.

Moving has required Mr Bagel to do five seperate trips of over 2,000kms each, despite selling what we thought was almost all of our worldly possesions, we still had to do five trips to move our 'personal belongings'. Which raises one very valid point, how personal can 5 trailers worth of belongings be? Do you think Mr Bagel might just be a horder? mmm?

Anyway after selling all our furniture we have been rushing around buying beds and fridges and lounges and just about everything else required to life a civilised life. Now that Mr Bagel has moved to civilisation he has decided to stop talking to the soccer ball with a wig. (Tom Hanks.)

We've only been in town a week but, living where there are shops, and services is such a refreshing break from living hours away from the most basic shopping. Its taking some adjustment, I generally spoke to about 3 peaople a month where I lived, now I see hundreds a day.

Mr Bagel: Thank you to all the well wishers and the emails I received


Friday, October 19, 2007

The World's worst get away

Burnout man leaves registration plate at shop crash scene

A DRIVER that lost control of his car which ploughed into a convenience store left behind his front bumper and registration plate when he fled.

Police say the driver was performing a burnout in the car park of a 7-Eleven outlet in Warrigal Rd, Oakleigh, in Melbourne's south-east when he struck a kerb and lost control of the car, crashing it into the shop's front doors about 8.40pm yesterday.

The man was forced to jump out the way to avoid being hit as the white Commodore smashed into shelves in the shop.

The man taunted the attendant briefly, doing another burn-out as he reversed the car out of the shop before driving away.

"Unfortunately, he has left his front bumper and a registration plate behind," police spokesman Senior Constable David Fitzgerald said.

"It's surprising no one was hurt. The attendant was very lucky."

No one else was in the shop at the time of the crash.

Authorities estimated the crash caused at least $25,000 damage.

The driver is likely to face serious criminal charges when he is apprehended, Sen-Constable Fitzgerald said.

The car was found in a driveway a short way from the scene soon afterward.

Oakleigh police are investigating, but are confident of being able to track down the car's owner.

Police are examining video footage of the incident.

Mr Bagel: Well, That must be close to the world's worst get away!


Sunday, September 30, 2007

The Surgeon General warns that Smoking is a Health Hazard

Nothing like letting your enemy know for 2 kilometers around you that your stupid.

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Man lites cigarette with his AK-47


Weird Advertising Placement?

Ok this has to be one of the weirdest results of tageted Advertising I've seen in a long time. I wonder how many readers of the European Jewish Press web site will be rushing to take advantage of the Emirates ad displayed at the top of its website? Maybe the peace process is going better than I think?

Emirates Ad displayed on European Jewish Press Sunday 30th September, website Address: Here


Thursday, September 27, 2007

First Wife gives Husband the chop

-Warning the following article is of an Adult nature-

What? Did I say something wrong?

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.

Reuters:What? Did I say something wrong?


Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Surfer Attacked by Two Sharks: Survives

Surviving a simultaneous attack by two large white pointers. Time to buy a lottery ticket.

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Surfer Attacked by Two Sharks


Thursday, September 20, 2007

Venezuelan Health Care:
When we say you'r e dead

Carlos Camejo, a Venezuelan man who had been declared dead but woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy, shows a document ordering the autopsy in La Victoria September 17, 2007.

"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife

CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.

His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.

Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.

Mr Bagel: Hell of a way to avoid paying your medical bills...


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